Meet Sully Sullivan: 200 pounds of Sulcata tortoise, serial fence-breaker, and the most unrepentant repeat offender at Cowgirl Up Ranch. Booked in Burson, CA. Charges include destruction of fencing, holding a pig hostage, and escaping at a truly menacing two miles per hour. He has no comment.
Now his mugshot lives on a soft, lightweight women's crewneck - a hand-drawn portrait of the ranch's favorite jailbird that slips into everyday life with quiet confidence. The semi-fitted cut flatters without clinging, and the ringspun cotton with its ribbed knit collar stays comfortable through long days. Layer it under a flannel for a crisp morning walk, or let it breathe on a warm afternoon at the farmers market. Either way, you're wearing an outlaw.
For anyone who's slow to anger, impossible to contain, and stubbornly charming. #FreeSully 🥬
Every shirt supports HorseSpeak, a nonprofit ranch where animals help people heal - or, as Sully prefers to think of it, funding his lettuce habit and legal defense. Your purchase helps feed and care for the whole herd (Sully very much included).
Product features
100% ringspun cotton (color-dependent blends) - soft, breathable fabric
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) and semi-fitted for comfortable everyday wear
Durable construction: double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for longevity
Structural support from side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape
Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and lasting fit
True-to-size fit - less guesswork choosing your go-to top
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 86°F / 30°C)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
(Sully himself is not machine washable. Please do not attempt.)
Every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind — please check the size guide before you order. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, email us and we'll sort it out.
Need to change or cancel? Contact us within 12 hours of ordering. After that your item is already in production and we can't make changes.
Meet Sully Sullivan: 200 pounds of Sulcata tortoise, serial fence-breaker, and the most unrepentant repeat offender at Cowgirl Up Ranch. Booked in Burson, CA. Charges include destruction of fencing, holding a pig hostage, and escaping at a truly menacing two miles per hour. He has no comment.
Now his mugshot lives on a soft, lightweight women's crewneck - a hand-drawn portrait of the ranch's favorite jailbird that slips into everyday life with quiet confidence. The semi-fitted cut flatters without clinging, and the ringspun cotton with its ribbed knit collar stays comfortable through long days. Layer it under a flannel for a crisp morning walk, or let it breathe on a warm afternoon at the farmers market. Either way, you're wearing an outlaw.
For anyone who's slow to anger, impossible to contain, and stubbornly charming. #FreeSully 🥬
Every shirt supports HorseSpeak, a nonprofit ranch where animals help people heal - or, as Sully prefers to think of it, funding his lettuce habit and legal defense. Your purchase helps feed and care for the whole herd (Sully very much included).
Product features
100% ringspun cotton (color-dependent blends) - soft, breathable fabric
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) and semi-fitted for comfortable everyday wear
Durable construction: double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for longevity
Structural support from side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape
Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and lasting fit
True-to-size fit - less guesswork choosing your go-to top
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 86°F / 30°C)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
(Sully himself is not machine washable. Please do not attempt.)
Every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind — please check the size guide before you order. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, email us and we'll sort it out.
Need to change or cancel? Contact us within 12 hours of ordering. After that your item is already in production and we can't make changes.
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