Meet Sully Sullivan: 200 pounds of Sulcata tortoise, serial fence-breaker, and the most unrepentant repeat offender at Cowgirl Up Ranch. Booked in Burson, CA. Charges include destruction of fencing, holding a pig hostage, and escaping at a truly menacing two miles per hour. He has no comment.
Now his mugshot lives on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee - a hand-drawn portrait of the ranch's favorite jailbird, printed on soft, washed cotton. The relaxed fit and substantial 6.1 oz fabric wear comfortably through long days, and the garment-dye gives the print a lived-in, vintage feel from the first wear. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a conversation starter anywhere people appreciate a slow-moving outlaw.
Wear it if you're slow to anger, impossible to contain, and stubbornly charming. #FreeSully 🥬
Every shirt supports HorseSpeak, a nonprofit ranch where animals help people heal - or, as Sully prefers to think of it, funding his lettuce habit and legal defense. Your purchase helps feed and care for the whole herd (Sully very much included).
Product features
100% ring-spun US cotton - soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and soft texture
Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S-4XL
Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting construction
Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in multiple colors
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 86°F / 30°C)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
(Sully himself is not machine washable. Please do not attempt.)
Every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind — please check the size guide before you order. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, email us and we'll sort it out.
Need to change or cancel? Contact us within 12 hours of ordering. After that your item is already in production and we can't make changes.
Meet Sully Sullivan: 200 pounds of Sulcata tortoise, serial fence-breaker, and the most unrepentant repeat offender at Cowgirl Up Ranch. Booked in Burson, CA. Charges include destruction of fencing, holding a pig hostage, and escaping at a truly menacing two miles per hour. He has no comment.
Now his mugshot lives on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee - a hand-drawn portrait of the ranch's favorite jailbird, printed on soft, washed cotton. The relaxed fit and substantial 6.1 oz fabric wear comfortably through long days, and the garment-dye gives the print a lived-in, vintage feel from the first wear. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a conversation starter anywhere people appreciate a slow-moving outlaw.
Wear it if you're slow to anger, impossible to contain, and stubbornly charming. #FreeSully 🥬
Every shirt supports HorseSpeak, a nonprofit ranch where animals help people heal - or, as Sully prefers to think of it, funding his lettuce habit and legal defense. Your purchase helps feed and care for the whole herd (Sully very much included).
Product features
100% ring-spun US cotton - soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and soft texture
Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S-4XL
Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting construction
Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in multiple colors
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 86°F / 30°C)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
(Sully himself is not machine washable. Please do not attempt.)
Every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind — please check the size guide before you order. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, email us and we'll sort it out.
Need to change or cancel? Contact us within 12 hours of ordering. After that your item is already in production and we can't make changes.
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